24 lines
858 B
JavaScript
24 lines
858 B
JavaScript
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document.documentElement.innerHTML =
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document.documentElement.innerHTML
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.replace(/witnesses/g, "these dudes I know")
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.replace(/allegedly/g, "kinda probably")
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.replace(/new study/g, "tumblr post")
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.replace(/rebuild/g, "avenge")
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.replace(/space/g, "spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace")
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.replace(/Google Glass/g, "virtual boy")
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.replace(/car/g, "cat")
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.replace(/election/g, "eating contest")
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.replace(/president/g, "garbage man")
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.replace(/Russian/g, "Ruskie")
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.replace(/American/g, "Freedom Fighter")
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.replace(/give/g, "gib")
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.replace(/gave/g, "gibbed")
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.replace(/make/g, "mak")
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.replace(/made/g, "mak-ed")
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.replace(/mistake/g, "mistak")
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.replace(/game/g, "gam")
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.replace(/radioactive/g, "kinda dangerous")
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.replace(/Democratic Party/g, "Elephants")
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.replace(/Republican Party/g, "Donkeys")
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.replace(/Democratic-Donkeys/g, "Elephant-Donkeys");
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//add all
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