document.documentElement.innerHTML = 
document.documentElement.innerHTML
	.replace(/witnesses/g, "these dudes I know")
	.replace(/allegedly/g, "kinda probably")
	.replace(/new study/g, "tumblr post")
	.replace(/rebuild/g, "avenge")
	.replace(/space/g, "spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace")
	.replace(/Google Glass/g, "virtual boy")
	.replace(/car/g, "cat")
	.replace(/election/g, "eating contest")
	.replace(/president/g, "garbage man")
	.replace(/Russian/g, "Ruskie")
	.replace(/American/g, "Freedom Fighter")
	.replace(/give/g, "gib")
	.replace(/gave/g, "gibbed")
	.replace(/make/g, "mak")
	.replace(/made/g, "mak-ed")
	.replace(/mistake/g, "mistak")
	.replace(/game/g, "gam")
	.replace(/radioactive/g, "kinda dangerous")
	.replace(/Democratic Party/g, "Elephants")
	.replace(/Republican Party/g, "Donkeys")
	.replace(/Democratic-Donkeys/g, "Elephant-Donkeys");
	//add all